Hey all, sup?

Just thought I'd give you a quick rundown of how our trip to Adelaide and Melbourne went over the weekend :D

Adelaide : - We arrived, and 15 seconds into the terminal Gilbo gave luke an affectionate sack tap, you know, the kind that doesnt hurt straight away but creeps up on you a few seconds later, which set the tone for the rest of the day!

- Problem : Too many people to fit into one car... Solution : We had to take turns riding in the boot of Daniel Fosters falcon... And in true aussie fashion, Daniel was kind enough to drive like a maniac whenever there was someone in the boot... Yes, my head is still sore!

- We convinced everyone at the gig (excluding a select few) that James was infact from Sweden, until we got up on stage and announced that we had fooled everyone, and poor old Browny from Ass Fixture (or A Svik Tyur as its said in Swedish) looked like he was about to shed a tear or two... Hooray for making young men sad!

- James disappeared and we didnt know where he was... How unusual! And while he was gone, the rest of us indulged in a beer tower... which ruled!

- Me and Gilbo sang along to Metallica and Pennywise playing from the Jukebox using grind vocals instead of actually trying to sing the songs... so much better...

- Once back at Daniels place... I fell asleep... then woke up to gilbo's hairy poopmaker in my face and everyone laughing... it was very VERY traumatic...

Melbourne : - Arrived in melbourne, tried to rent a Tarago that we had booked a week earlier but due to all sorts of complications it turned out we werent allowed to have it... DAMMIT! So we had to catch a bus...

- Arrived in Melbourne central and had to walk several blocks in the pouring rain with all our gear, guitars, bags etc, trying to read a soggy map... tough times...

- After we eventually found the Arthouse and had played, we trekked down to the Crown Casino for shenanigans and so forth... and Luke won $200 from putting like $5 on the pokies! Who said gambling was bad... He bought me a powerade :D

- Once back at our accommodation, james and luke got up and went outside for a smoke... Without realising that james was only wearing his boxer shorts, his aviator glasses and a warm looking jacket that was unzipped... Sexy!

Thats about it I think... I cant really think of anything else... Woot!

In other news, the new shirts are now available through our webstore in S M L and XL as well as a few girly sizes! The Girls sizes and the mens XL arent actually here yet, but you can order them now if u want!

Cheers
Sam

Hey all! Just wanted to let you all know that we will have a new shirt available for purchase as of August the 15th, which for those of you who dont know is the day we play our first show in Adelaide with Asphyxia, A Red Dawn, Sonic Euphoria and Senotia! So, lucky South Australians will be the first to be able to purchase these brand spanking new shirts, followed closely those who happen to be in Melbourne on the 16th, when we play at the Arthouse with The Ocularis Infernum, The Abandonment and Paroxysm!!!

Anywho, the shirts will cost $30 each and will look a little something like this...

only they will be actual teeshirts...

So buy one! They will become available on the webstore once we get back from our little mainland escapade, so for those of you who wont be making it to our Adelaide or Melbourne shows and want one asap to the max without delay, then buy one when they become available! DO IT!

Cheers
Sam